If you must know... My name is John, though it has recently been shortened to J (simply the letter, not Jay, Jason has that market cornered), due to too many Johns making things confusing. I also go by The Wicked, my newest incarnation of my former WickedBoy6 moniker from high school. I'm 27, live in the San Joaquin area of California, love metal, videogames, and wrestling, and has a very bipolar taste in humor - by finding the drywit and lazer-like delivery of Monty Python and much like-minded British humour, yet also enjoy the many non-sequitors of Family Guy. Honestly, though, 'm just me. Really, that's all I need to say. If you know me, good. If not, this'll give you a chance to.